Here are funny quotes said by people (in chronological
order). They are all by people I know and not from the internet
or emails or whatever. Feel free to send me ones you know as long
as you were actually there to hear it said.
If you want a quote removed, email me or talk
to me and I will remove it, or if it's really funny, I'll just apologise
and leave it there.
16. "I think a better word for 'good' is 'anticrapified.'"
Can't actually remember. Tell me if it was you.
15. "Look, I hate to sound stubborn here but I'm completely
and totally right. There is no way I could possibly be wrong."
Again, me, teaching Physics to Rosey
14. "STOP COWERING!!!"
Me, teaching Physics to Rosey
13. "Because the good stuff's better!"
-name withheld-, referring to why girls are better than blow-up
dolls
12. "Nicki, tell Ben he's gotta get... uh... laid!"
Me, trying to get my brother to lay the table for dinner
11. "*scream* Oh. I forgot where my head was."
Rosey, in Maths
10. "Oh! Things! Stuff! I'll be right back."
Me (this quote put up by request of Rosey)
9. "Hey! This is McDonalds sauce!"
Rosey, the first time she had mustard outside of McDonalds (age
16)
8. "i have 8 bits of ram i need to download more. what is
a good site to download free ram? also, how can i tell if my puter
has a cd-rom driver? the disc wouldn't fit in one of the slots i
tried."
Some guy called penguix on GameFaqs
7. "I'm the Queen of the Imagination!"
Barney the Purple Dinosaur... he has some MAJOR issues
6. "It's all good, except for the HUNDRED THOUSAND little
BIG things!"
one of Ben Cannon's old MSN nicks
5. "My head's gonna explode in a fiery fireball of fire!"
Roxby, in Maths
4. "Say you paid two dollars for a piece of a muffin..."
Agi, trying to explain fractions
3. "Daddy I'm weird! And I can't say
sponge!"
Rosey, in tears over some spilt cordial
2. "After his father committed the suicide,
Gilbert's problems got a whole lot more bigger."
Mrs. Todorovic, discussing Gilbert Grape
1. "I love an activity you have
to buy special shoes for!"
My mum, about taking up tapdancing lessons